Interview with "Where Is My Mind": Somewhere Between the Couch and the Ceiling Fan

We sat down, well, sort of slouched, with Where Is My Mind, the cream soda THC seltzer that tastes like a soft hug for your brain. Its smooth vanilla caramel swirl, calming carbonation, and 10mg of Delta-9 make it the perfect companion for losing track of time, thought, or both.

Q: Where is your mind, actually?
Still buffering. Last I checked, it was somewhere between 2003 and the smell of fresh laundry. I drift. That’s kind of my thing.

Q: So, what do you taste like?
Comfort, but not the boring kind. I’m creamy vanilla, butterscotch, and a little caramel, with bubbles that feel like they were carbonated by a cloud. I go down smooth, like the second spoonful of ice cream when you pretend not to eat the whole pint.

Q: What kind of vibe are you bringing to the fridge?
Dim lighting, good playlists, and no plans. I’m here for the in-between moments. The stare-at-the-ceiling breaks, the intentional nothingness, the quiet revelations that only happen when you stop trying to have them.

Q: Do you have any pairing suggestions?
A plush blanket. A half-read book. Lo-fi beats. A snack you forgot you had. I'm not here to judge but to float alongside you.

Q: Should we be productive after drinking you?
Why? Is the moon productive? Are clouds efficient? I think not. Let it go. Sit down. Put on that movie you’ve seen a thousand times, and let me do my thing.

Q: Final thought?
I’m not lost. I’m just vibing in another tab.

Where Is My Mind: Soft, strange, and exactly what you needed.