Get Overt, Get Cosmic: Your Horoscope Has Arrived

You’ve checked your sun sign. You know your rising. But have you ever asked: What’s my THC seltzer sign?

Welcome to the galaxy of Get Overt, where your vibe is written in fizz and your destiny comes with a swish of Delta-9. This isn’t some vague list about “you love hard” or “your aura smells like lavender.” This is flavor-based astrology: bubbly, bold, and backed by carbonation science...probably. Let’s see what the stars and your taste buds have aligned for you.

Aries – Off With Their Heads
Bold, impulsive, and always looking to make an entrance. Raspberry vanilla cake in a can? That’s exactly your speed. You’re loud, loyal, and a little theatrical, and this flavor isn’t afraid to match your energy.

Taurus – 1008
Comfort is your love language, and root beer is your edible soulmate. You’re grounded, practical, and loyal. Sassafras, vanilla, and a slow-building chill that pairs perfectly with a fleece blanket and zero plans. Earthy, nostalgic, and steady just like you.

Gemini – Oh No! Orange, Strawberry & Banana
You’re vibrant, layered, and always five steps ahead. This bold blend of fruit flavors captures your chaos in the most charming way. If anyone was going to turn a smoothie into a seltzer, it was you.

Cancer – Where Is My Mind?
Soft, dreamy, and emotionally available. Let me guess: Your weekend plans typically consist of takeout, a warm blanket, and re-watching the 2005 version of Pride and Prejudice for the seventeenth time? This cream soda is your inner child’s emotional support seltzer. Vanilla, caramel, and a vibe that says “yes, I do want to cry over Regency England.”

Leo – Watermelon Sugar High
You taste like strawberries on a summer evening and always look good doing it. You’re radiant, romantic, and entirely here for main character energy. Watermelon Sugar High is your perfectly pocket-sized flex: sweet, refreshing, and exactly the kind of drink you’d bring to the farmers market wearing sunglasses and confidence. It’s the 2oz moment you’ve been waiting for.

Virgo – DePaolo
You read every label, color-code your calendar, and still find time for breathwork. Your love language is color-coded Excel spreadsheets. Vanilla ginger is your flavor match: balanced, meditative, and just spicy enough to keep things interesting. High-functioning. High-vibrating.

Libra – Strawberry Bliss
Charming and obsessed with aesthetic harmony. The strawberry is sweet, the green tea is grounding. It’s the perfect pair, like you and your reflection. Bonus points if you’ve ever planned an outfit around a beverage.

Scorpio – Oh No! Black Cherry
Tart, mysterious, and not afraid to make someone sweat. This black cherry flavor hits with just enough bite to say, “you should probably text me back.” Magnetic, moody, and very much in your feelings.

Sagittarius – Red Black Concept
You’re the wildcard. Bold. Unfiltered. A little bit cosmic. Sagittarius energy is all about pushing boundaries, and Red Black Concept delivers: dark fruit vibes with a burst of fizz and fire. It’s spontaneous, untamed, and surprisingly smooth for something so full of opinion. 

Capricorn – 1008 (again)
Grounded, reliable, and maybe a little intense—but in a way we all secretly admire. This root beer nods to your inner overachiever. Structured, flavorful, and no-nonsense.

Aquarius – In the Clouds
You’re weird, wonderful, and probably thinking 10 years ahead of the rest of us. This dreamy, fruit-laced seltzer is perfect for your unpredictable genius. It doesn’t ask to be understood—and neither do you.

Pisces – Where Is My Mind? (again)
Soft soul. Big daydreamer. You definitely drink this barefoot on a porch. Probably journaled today. Probably manifested this seltzer. You’d cry over a cloud and we’d thank you for it.

Whether you read your sun sign, your rising, or just whichever one sounds the tastiest, we fully support your cosmic hydration journey. Bonus points if you read all twelve.