Interview with Watermelon Sugar High: She's Late, But She's Glowing

We caught up with Watermelon Sugar High, the 2oz hemp-derived THC elixir who’s redefining what it means to pregame a picnic brunch and still show up to your social hour glowing. Sweet, summery, and entirely self-aware, she’s the drink for the girl on the go: the one who wants to catch a vibe and still make her dinner reservation.

Q: Watermelon Sugar High! Where are you headed?
Brunch. The dog park. Your comfy couch. That rooftop social you RSVP’d to three weeks ago and forgot about until five minutes ago. I’m made for cargo pockets and quick exits.

Q: What’s your vibe in three words?
Fresh. Fruity. Juicy.

Q: You’re so tiny. Are you even trying?
Listen, I’m 2 ounces of pure “let’s take the edge off.” I’m here to help you glide in late to your friend’s backyard party and compliment everyone's outfit like you mean it. I’m the star of the show.

Q: What do you taste like?
Tastes like watermelon kissed by sunshine and spun into a tropical daydream. I'm sweet, juicy, and a little flirty, like the memory of fresh fruit at a summer picnic. 

Q: Is there a mocktail version for sipping?
You betcha. Try this for size:

Strawberry Market Buzz

• Ice
• One Watermelon Sugar High shot
• Splash of lemonade
• Top with lime seltzer
• Garnish with mint, if you’re feeling dramatic

Sip it from a mason jar. Let everyone think you’ve got your life together. Because you do and you know it.

Q: Final thoughts before we see you on someone’s Instagram Story?
I’m not just a mood - I’m the pregame. The plan. The reason your group chat actually shows up this time. 

Watermelon Sugar High: For the girl on the go, the guy in the garden, and anyone who needs a pocket-sized plus one that says “I’m relaxed, but I have somewhere to be.”